Remember this drek from back in the day? MANIMAL!
If I were a manimal, I'd be half man, half Wolverine.
If I were a transformer, I'd be a red lamborghini, like Sideswipe.
If I were a breakfast food, I'd be a big ole sausage pattie in between those syrupy buns like they do at McDonald's. I think they're called McGriddles.