Wednesday, June 08, 2005
UFOs and al Qaeda are among us. We need superheroes to protect us.
Make no mistake, true believers, UFOs and al Qaeda hostiles are among us. Which will get to to us first? No one knows the day, nor the hour but God - and that's what's scary for us regular old humans living in the U.S.
The recent arrests of al Qaeda operatives near Sacramento and the rash of UFOs programs on Cable-TV have this paranoid Bay Area Blogger hiding under his Star Wars blanket.
They're here! They're both here. UFO skeptics can say all they want about weather balloons, bright planets and over-active imaginations ... but when thousands of witnesses see the same thing, it's hard to refute their identical accounts. The evidence is pretty compelling - even when you throw every adbuction story out the window. By the same token, the further we get from Sept. 11, 2001, the more we get lulled into a false sense of apathetic security.
We need to be ready. Until Captain America and Batman arrive to save the day, we all need to be prepared for UFO visitation or al Qaeda attacks within our borders. I don't want to promote fear. I do want to promote evaluating what's important in your life and preparing some emergency kits for your home, yard and cars. You never know when you'll need a supply of water, duct tape and a flashlight.
Even if the UFOs are friendly, you need to be ready for the mass hysteria that will break out. This world is always one major disaster away from total chaos, so it's good to have a good balance of mind, body and soul in case it's time to meet the Maker. Have your relationships squared away with loved ones. Live every day as if it could be your last.
Don't forget to pack beef jerky, your favorite magazines and toilet paper in case it is not your last day on God's Green Earth.